Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
What is BUSINESS ?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant
Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doctor: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
The most rommantic country of the world is Pakistan.
Youu know why?
har raat candle light dinner :-)
(thanks to W.A.P.D.A & KESC)
Yad-e-khuda dillo mein jagata hai WAPDA
Khalq-e-khuda ko shab-o-roz jgata hai WAPDA
Band kar ke bijli sulagti dhoop main
Dozakh ka aks youn dikhata hai WAPDA
Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"
