Sardar ne A to
Z English sikhi...
A:
Apple
B:
Bara Apple
C:
Chota Apple
D:
Doosra Apple
E:
Ek hor Apple
F:
Fer Apple
G:
Ganda Apple
H:
Hraa Apple
I:
India da Apple
J:
Japani Apple
K:
Kharab Apple
L:
Laal Apple
M:
Mitha Apple
Nawan Apple
O:
Oooo..! Apple
P:
Pakka Apple
Q:
Queta da Apple
R:
Rall mil k khaan aala Apple
S:
Saada Apple
T:
Twada Apple
U:
Unna da Apple
V:
Vekho Apple
W:
Waddeya Apple
X:
X-Max da Apple
Y:
Yellow Apple
Z:
Zindabad Apple.
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Duniya Ki Sab se Taqatwar Shay hai
Loha. Har Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.
Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai. Aag se
Taqatwar hai Paani, Jo Aag ko Bujha
deta hai. Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai
Insan, Jo Usay Pee Jata hai. Insan
se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai. Aur Maut se Taqatwar
hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.
Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai MULVI,
JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI:-) |
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Pathan ki bv:
Raat kafi ho gai hy,
KHAN Sb nhi aye,
Zurur koi Larki ka chakar hoga,
Pathan ki maa:
Hamesha bura hi sochna Kia pata
kisi Truck k Nechy a gya ho. |
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Foji Prade K Doraan Ek Officer Ny
Pathan Sipahi Sy Puchha. Ye Hath May
Kya Hy.?
Gul Khan: Sir Ye Banduk Hy
Oficer: Ye Banduk Nhi Tumhari Ezat
Or Shan Hy,
Tumhari
Maa Hy Maa.
Then Officer To 2nd Pathan
Banduk Ki Tarf Eshara Karty Hue
Ye Kya Hy.?
2nd Pathan:
Sir
Ye
Gul Khan
Ki Maa Hy. |
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HEER:
"wy ranjya menu koi aysa khat
likh k meain sari umer pardi rawan"
RANJHA:
e¤ ?$¡*<£
¥_%+ ?# =¿ )@ ¤¡¿+;?=_<',_
*&¥ > =#¡%
Le hun pardi ray.. |
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| Srdar's wife to Srdar: Tussi mery
nal pyar nai kardy. Sardar nay 7 bachon
ki taraf ishara kia aur bola: Ty ae
fer main NET tou download kity ne.. |
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| Teacher : titanic kaise doba ??
Student : DUBUK
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DUBUK
.
BUDUK
.
BUDUK . .
BUDUK . .
BUDUK . .
GULUM . .
Gulu gulu gulu |
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Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko
Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi
"Beta Jaldi se Ye Halwa Kha lo
Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun gi
jab us orat ne 4th bar ye hi alfaaz
bole to MOLVi ghusse se Bola:
"O baji gee Jaldi Fesla Karo,
Halway k chakkar me mai 4 Stop Agey
aa gaya Hun.; |
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Doolha shadi ki pehli rat, apni
BV ka Ghonghat utha k barre piyar
se:
Kiya naam he humare 'Huzoor' ka?
Bv:
HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (SAWW)
Dulha: (heran ho kr)
Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?
Bv:
yahi k namaz parho,
roza rakho , zakat do
Dulha paresan ho kr bahar giya or
bola:
'sab ander aa jaaen dars ho raha
hy..,
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Baap ne apne betey ki talashi li,
jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina
kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers
baramad hoyein, baap ne betey ko buhat
mara aor kaha, kab se kar rahe ho
ye sab kuch?
.
.
.
Beta rote hoye bola,
.
.
.
.
.
"abbu maine aapki vaskat pehni
hy, |
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